Hi there! My name is "EqualPlatinum" and I have my own page here at Newgrounds! You can too, just blow me!

Once you are logged in, you will see a button called "Suck EqualPlatinum" in the top right corner of the screen. Clicking this will take you to a page like the one below. As a member of Newgrounds, I can post news and pictures like this whenever I want! If I had contributions such as music and Flash (lol, yeah right), I could even post my news to the Newgrounds front page!

My account configuration options give me the ability to upload a picture of ma ballz and a page header. It's a great place to share my favorite NG submissions with everyone, as well as the latest news about my dong! You should totally try it! My dong I mean.